GTA Online Update Week – Crazy Discounts + 2X $ & RP

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Today we go over the brand new update week in GTA Online!

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Don’t ask about the description, random gibberish apparently gets videos more exposure so just ignore the following, thank you ๐Ÿ™‚

HEY BOYS (gamers) (gaming) it is me HARMNONE (harmnone) here to play gta5 (gta 5) (gta online) I recently purchased an iPhone 13 from (mrbossftw) (he was illegally selling them :D) as I walked down MAIN STREET towards MADISON SQUARE GARDEN I stumbled across LEBRON JAMES (wow, incredible) he was in the middle of getting DUNKED ON by MICHAEL JORDAN (MJ) because even at 780 years old MICHAEL JORDAN is still a much better player than Bron (it’s true) as I walked I saw a billboard featuring EST GEE & 42 DUGG (two of the greatest rappers alive) advertising their new ALBUM “LAST ONES LEFT” (they are the last ones left) on top of that I also walked past LIL BABY (the goat). As I continued I stumbled upon JOE BIDEN (wtf) (he was taking money from mrbossftw to be let off of his prison sentence) (he was convicted of being one of the worst YouTuber’s in history) after I witnessed this (which I totally didn’t obviously) (pls joe don’t have my family wiped). Finally I reached my final destination, JFK INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT where I then witnessed TGG (the gaming gorilla, ((famous gta 5 YouTuber)) being detained by the TSA for suspicion of international piracy on the high seas (wow). Naturally this was alarming as I didn’t believe that he was a pirate (innocent until proven guilty) I then boarded my plane and flew into EUROPE (but definitely not near UKRAINE or RUSSIA ((I DONT WANT TO GO THERE RIGHT NOW)) finally the plane landed in Somalia, where I then dismounted the plane (yes) and got into a white Toyota Hilux pickup truck (with a mounted DShK machine gun in the bed((a bit odd)) I then went to a remote village on the eastern side of the BEAUTIFUL NATION. In said village I was instructed to enter a hut made of scrap corrugated metal fence and blue tarps. Inside of the hut I found something I never expected to see. Tylarious, Broughy1322, Digital Car Addict, Saintsfan, Nitrix Warlord, TGG and… MRBOSSFTW… all sitting around a small table made of thatch and tires (wtf is going on omg) they then sat me down and handcuffed me to the small 3 legged white plastic chair (oh no)

Naturally this was a very alarming situation to be apart of, but I wasn’t going to let it get the best of me. Next thing I know, DONALD (redacted monetization and legal reasoning) AND KANYE (yez) WEST enter the hut through the back piece of tarp.

MrBossFTW comes over to me while the others watch in disarray, he gets close to me and whispers in my ear “you wanna know how I got this hut?”

I replied “no not really”

He said “I’ve made over 7,000 clickbait videos, extended just past the 8 minutes mark, for extra ad revenue. Now that my views are dwindling and the next era of GTA YouTubers are being ushered in, I’ve felt it was time to take the reigns back into my hands”

Feeling very confused and like I was having a fever dream, just when I thought things couldn’t get any stranger…

WHISTLINDIESEL RUNS THROUGH THE WALL OF CORRUGATED FENCE AND TARPS IN HIS BRAND NEW LAMBORGHINI HURACAN THAT HE recently purchased from TJ HUNT (what is going on ((I am truly alarmed)) hitting and dismembering the worst GTA 5 youtuber of all time.

Moments later we all gather ourselves and meet around what’s left of the table (there is not much)

Former US President Donald (redacted for legal and monetization reasons) reaches his hand out to me and assures me that nothing like this will ever happen again (wow) and that MrBossFTW has been a wanted criminal on the CIA’s MOST WANTED LIST for 10 YEARS (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

I receive the CONGRESSIONAL MEDAL OF HONOUR for my antics (not sure what I did but ok hehe) (medal of honor go brrrrrrrrr) I then ride back to the airport with the unspoken president and we depart back to NORTH AMERICA (epic)

Thank you DOnALD ๐Ÿ™‚

If you made it this far Idk why you read all of that but I certainly hope you enjoyed it.

Oh and KIM KARDASHIAN & SKETE (pete) PETE DAVIDSON (peter davidson) are goofs

44 Comments

  1. Dang I've already bought Autarch & Aston Victor last week.

    Anyways this week's discounts are good
    Imorgon for my sports collection.

    Thanks ๐Ÿ‘

  2. The vagner and champion will come to my collection soon

  3. Interesting trend, no double money on business sales again, VIP missions, payphone hits, agency work etc

  4. Free members party in the casino house

  5. Weird why most dewbachee cars are on discount. Could be a sign ๐Ÿค”

  6. Happy update week looks like rockstar got it right I was gonna scream if the Itali GTO would have been on sale again I would of not screamed because thatโ€™s not me would have done a death growl man then call up rockstar games and told them to sign me and my band, theyโ€™d hang up on me quicker than Mr. Boss For The Loss talking about GTA 6 and GTA 7 imminent releases for 2084 hype everyone up to โ€œnotโ€miss it lol ๐Ÿ˜‚ probably be the only time Iโ€™d listen to him hell Iโ€™d be what? 99 or 100? If itโ€™s after October 12th then yeah Iโ€™ll be 100 then *checks Tesla Projection calculator Elon Musk LM Edition …yeah

  7. Double Down missions are 4x money & rp this week

  8. Donโ€™t forget the Double Down Adversary Mode seems to be 4x Money!! โœŒ๐Ÿผ

  9. Yooo ๐Ÿ˜Ž I finally managed to get a series x ordered, canโ€™t wait to start using the HSW vehicles. I would love to see you rank all of them or do a tier list video on them ๐Ÿ”ฅ

  10. Bought the Vagner which should be the Aston Martin Valkyrie. Excellent handling, cool looking, feel bri'ish on steroid, love it so far! I'm thinking about buying the Autarch, still hesitating

  11. Podium vehicle is a speed glitch car & wil reach near 300mph

  12. Harm not to be rude but bro how do you still play this there's nothing to do anymore and you're rich asf what is there to do

  13. All these discount is dirt I already have everything their discounting double money is trashhhhh where tf is the real update ๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ˜ด moving to PC

  14. both prize rides i already won awhile back

  15. @Harm None I'm thinking bout picking up the Dominator GT Classic after I run back Cayo with the boys

  16. How to win the ls car meet price car?
    How can I get into those races that are required?
    Thanks, and sorry im noob

  17. When i try to join gta online this happen: the gta online session failed to update your user verification
    Anyone know why?

  18. Looks like I'll continue playing The Crew 2 this week.

  19. Decent week for car collectors for sure.

    Can't believe you let those people day-drinkin' on the roof behind you live to see another beer. ๐Ÿ˜†

  20. U bought the champion Yesterday….
    Today is in discount at 2million…

  21. The massacro racecar sounds so sikk I bought one way back when it came out the noise it makes is unreal I drive it every now and then just to hear it

  22. Still waiting for the arena war triple money, that would be sick

  23. Aur got the xf first try and the second time received it from the podium xD

  24. You know Ive only tried to win the cars in races a couple times(a lot of this is "new" to me since I stopped playing a few years back & just got back into it) but anyways..everytime I tried one of this races the host kicks me… So annoying ๐Ÿ˜‚

  25. This week is for Aston Martin and overflod lol

  26. If you're a new player, the massacro discount is massive, it's the best car you're gonna get for under 200k this week
    I had one way back then and it's still one of the best vehicle purchases i've ever made in terms of how much i've used it

  27. Since apartments are on sale, Iโ€™m gonna cop the Hangman avenue house, such a great view despite the 6 car garage lol also might pick up some of the OG Dewbauchee cars

  28. Vehicle Vendetta is amazing, it's such a fun mode, so many good memories with it

  29. Appreciate the video Harmnone!! Quick and top quality ๐Ÿ˜

  30. bruh this dude needs more subs man keep the good work

  31. Yo Harm, you got a discord server?

    Also, really enjoying the content. My exact style of gameplay. Good vibes

  32. Why always "Hey boys"? Surely there are ladies watching too? :p

  33. This week sucks. Like the last few weeks. Usually there is good money before they drop a DLC. The E&E Edition (or, whatever itโ€™s called) has this whole thing jacked-up.

  34. Ohโ€ฆ and for the recordโ€ฆ who cares if some adversary mode is 4x money? People donโ€™t play adversary mode for the money. If you want money, run businesses. Rockstar may as well make robbing stores 4x money, drop t-shirts as event cargo in business battles, and give away champagne at the casino bar. 4x Adversary modeโ€ฆ what a joke.

  35. the dewbachee spector is also half price at Bennys and it also looks like the Bennys upgrade is discounted. great video mate

  36. ๐“ฃ๐“ฑ๐“ฎ ๐“ฆ๐“ธ๐“ต๐“ฏ ๐“Ÿ๐“ป๐“ฒ๐“ท๐“ฌ๐“ฎ ๐“ธ๐“ฏ ๐““๐“ช๐“ป๐“ด๐“ท๐“ฎ๐“ผ๐“ผ says:

    this'll be an awesome week, i've already gotten myself an Entity XXR and i love it

  37. For low level or people with limited cash,the Massacro is a great car. I love it. It's fast and handles well plus it slides through corners. For the discount money,best car tot buy in my opinion. I've got the racecar version.
    Geest informative video,as always๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘Œ

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