GTA Online Update Week – Crazy Discounts + 2X $ & RP
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HEY BOYS (gamers) (gaming) it is me HARMNONE (harmnone) here to play gta5 (gta 5) (gta online) I recently purchased an iPhone 13 from (mrbossftw) (he was illegally selling them :D) as I walked down MAIN STREET towards MADISON SQUARE GARDEN I stumbled across LEBRON JAMES (wow, incredible) he was in the middle of getting DUNKED ON by MICHAEL JORDAN (MJ) because even at 780 years old MICHAEL JORDAN is still a much better player than Bron (it’s true) as I walked I saw a billboard featuring EST GEE & 42 DUGG (two of the greatest rappers alive) advertising their new ALBUM “LAST ONES LEFT” (they are the last ones left) on top of that I also walked past LIL BABY (the goat). As I continued I stumbled upon JOE BIDEN (wtf) (he was taking money from mrbossftw to be let off of his prison sentence) (he was convicted of being one of the worst YouTuber’s in history) after I witnessed this (which I totally didn’t obviously) (pls joe don’t have my family wiped). Finally I reached my final destination, JFK INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT where I then witnessed TGG (the gaming gorilla, ((famous gta 5 YouTuber)) being detained by the TSA for suspicion of international piracy on the high seas (wow). Naturally this was alarming as I didn’t believe that he was a pirate (innocent until proven guilty) I then boarded my plane and flew into EUROPE (but definitely not near UKRAINE or RUSSIA ((I DONT WANT TO GO THERE RIGHT NOW)) finally the plane landed in Somalia, where I then dismounted the plane (yes) and got into a white Toyota Hilux pickup truck (with a mounted DShK machine gun in the bed((a bit odd)) I then went to a remote village on the eastern side of the BEAUTIFUL NATION. In said village I was instructed to enter a hut made of scrap corrugated metal fence and blue tarps. Inside of the hut I found something I never expected to see. Tylarious, Broughy1322, Digital Car Addict, Saintsfan, Nitrix Warlord, TGG and… MRBOSSFTW… all sitting around a small table made of thatch and tires (wtf is going on omg) they then sat me down and handcuffed me to the small 3 legged white plastic chair (oh no)
Naturally this was a very alarming situation to be apart of, but I wasn’t going to let it get the best of me. Next thing I know, DONALD (redacted monetization and legal reasoning) AND KANYE (yez) WEST enter the hut through the back piece of tarp.
MrBossFTW comes over to me while the others watch in disarray, he gets close to me and whispers in my ear “you wanna know how I got this hut?”
I replied “no not really”
He said “I’ve made over 7,000 clickbait videos, extended just past the 8 minutes mark, for extra ad revenue. Now that my views are dwindling and the next era of GTA YouTubers are being ushered in, I’ve felt it was time to take the reigns back into my hands”
Feeling very confused and like I was having a fever dream, just when I thought things couldn’t get any stranger…
WHISTLINDIESEL RUNS THROUGH THE WALL OF CORRUGATED FENCE AND TARPS IN HIS BRAND NEW LAMBORGHINI HURACAN THAT HE recently purchased from TJ HUNT (what is going on ((I am truly alarmed)) hitting and dismembering the worst GTA 5 youtuber of all time.
Moments later we all gather ourselves and meet around what’s left of the table (there is not much)
Former US President Donald (redacted for legal and monetization reasons) reaches his hand out to me and assures me that nothing like this will ever happen again (wow) and that MrBossFTW has been a wanted criminal on the CIA’s MOST WANTED LIST for 10 YEARS (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
I receive the CONGRESSIONAL MEDAL OF HONOUR for my antics (not sure what I did but ok hehe) (medal of honor go brrrrrrrrr) I then ride back to the airport with the unspoken president and we depart back to NORTH AMERICA (epic)
Thank you DOnALD 🙂
If you made it this far Idk why you read all of that but I certainly hope you enjoyed it.
Oh and KIM KARDASHIAN & SKETE (pete) PETE DAVIDSON (peter davidson) are goofs
Some cool Cars this week I would give a 6/10
it not a bad week discounts onthe cars and apartments 10 car storage may come in handy
Harmnone the goat 🐐
Dang I've already bought Autarch & Aston Victor last week.
Anyways this week's discounts are good
Imorgon for my sports collection.
The vagner and champion will come to my collection soon
Interesting trend, no double money on business sales again, VIP missions, payphone hits, agency work etc
Again no warstock discounts😔
Free members party in the casino house
Weird why most dewbachee cars are on discount. Could be a sign 🤔
Where are you from?
Happy update week looks like rockstar got it right I was gonna scream if the Itali GTO would have been on sale again I would of not screamed because that’s not me would have done a death growl man then call up rockstar games and told them to sign me and my band, they’d hang up on me quicker than Mr. Boss For The Loss talking about GTA 6 and GTA 7 imminent releases for 2084 hype everyone up to “not”miss it lol 😂 probably be the only time I’d listen to him hell I’d be what? 99 or 100? If it’s after October 12th then yeah I’ll be 100 then *checks Tesla Projection calculator Elon Musk LM Edition …yeah
Double Down missions are 4x money & rp this week
Don’t forget the Double Down Adversary Mode seems to be 4x Money!! ✌🏼
Yooo 😎 I finally managed to get a series x ordered, can’t wait to start using the HSW vehicles. I would love to see you rank all of them or do a tier list video on them 🔥
Bought the Vagner which should be the Aston Martin Valkyrie. Excellent handling, cool looking, feel bri'ish on steroid, love it so far! I'm thinking about buying the Autarch, still hesitating
Podium vehicle is a speed glitch car & wil reach near 300mph
Papi harm 🥵
Harm not to be rude but bro how do you still play this there's nothing to do anymore and you're rich asf what is there to do
All these discount is dirt I already have everything their discounting double money is trashhhhh where tf is the real update 😴😴 moving to PC
both prize rides i already won awhile back
@Harm None I'm thinking bout picking up the Dominator GT Classic after I run back Cayo with the boys
How to win the ls car meet price car?
How can I get into those races that are required?
Thanks, and sorry im noob
When i try to join gta online this happen: the gta online session failed to update your user verification
Anyone know why?
Looks like I'll continue playing The Crew 2 this week.
4x money on double down
Decent week for car collectors for sure.
Can't believe you let those people day-drinkin' on the roof behind you live to see another beer. 😆
U bought the champion Yesterday….
Today is in discount at 2million…
When is the summer dlc dropping?
The massacro racecar sounds so sikk I bought one way back when it came out the noise it makes is unreal I drive it every now and then just to hear it
Still waiting for the arena war triple money, that would be sick
Aur got the xf first try and the second time received it from the podium xD
You know Ive only tried to win the cars in races a couple times(a lot of this is "new" to me since I stopped playing a few years back & just got back into it) but anyways..everytime I tried one of this races the host kicks me… So annoying 😂
This week is for Aston Martin and overflod lol
If you're a new player, the massacro discount is massive, it's the best car you're gonna get for under 200k this week
I had one way back then and it's still one of the best vehicle purchases i've ever made in terms of how much i've used it
Since apartments are on sale, I’m gonna cop the Hangman avenue house, such a great view despite the 6 car garage lol also might pick up some of the OG Dewbauchee cars
Vehicle Vendetta is amazing, it's such a fun mode, so many good memories with it
Hey boooooyss. Its culture now
Won the prize on the first try
Appreciate the video Harmnone!! Quick and top quality 😁
bruh this dude needs more subs man keep the good work
classic paint is free too.🎮
Yo Harm, you got a discord server?
Also, really enjoying the content. My exact style of gameplay. Good vibes
Why always "Hey boys"? Surely there are ladies watching too? :p
Dewbauchee rank list incoming?
This week sucks. Like the last few weeks. Usually there is good money before they drop a DLC. The E&E Edition (or, whatever it’s called) has this whole thing jacked-up.
Oh… and for the record… who cares if some adversary mode is 4x money? People don’t play adversary mode for the money. If you want money, run businesses. Rockstar may as well make robbing stores 4x money, drop t-shirts as event cargo in business battles, and give away champagne at the casino bar. 4x Adversary mode… what a joke.
the dewbachee spector is also half price at Bennys and it also looks like the Bennys upgrade is discounted. great video mate
this'll be an awesome week, i've already gotten myself an Entity XXR and i love it